With so many shows leaving Netflix (the Marvel series, the NBC staples like The Office, etc.), and Amazon muscling in on them so heavily, it couldn’t hurt for them to look at adding something like this. Then again, I’d think it also comes down to money- how many people watch a silly sci-fi show vs. how much it costs…

Which, being both AI (and thus not having requirements for food and such), and having the advantage of being able to call in greater numbers (so able to rotate ships in and out as-needed), I can’t fathom why they wouldn’t do exactly that and out-wait our intrepid heroes. Great, time moves differently in there? Fine by…

Somewhere (on the back of an elephant?) Adrian Peterson is reading that transcript and breathing heavily.

Man, right? “Oh by the way my life has no meaning whatsoever at this point, but also I would do things different in college and I played broom hockey once. Enjoy the draft!”

Well played.

Chico FTW

“We’re just together until she gets her own HBO setup.”

Were you a co-ax only kind of guy, or did you try getting freaky with the three-prong video setup?

Mr. Dolan, please get off Kinja.

Hang on, trying to find a gif of Angelou biting the head off a bat.

“You thought The Sopranos had the worst ending ever? Hold our giant's milk."

“Thank you Cincinnati, we’re The Unsullied, there will be NO ENCORE!!!”

“Uh, hi Ned... looking, ah... well... shit.”

“Easy, I already spoke to the White House, they said Mexico will pay for it.”

“NO. Bad Elon. I saw that, you were going to say the governor of Maryland is a child molester- that’s a BAD Elon!”

Ehhhh... switch your #1 and #4 slots and I’ll back the rest. All respect to Wonder, but there’s nothing like Vaughn.

A general rule of thumb seems to be that a one-game suspension in the playoffs is equal to five in the regular season, give or take. It probably SHOULDN’T be that way, but that’s another story.

Ooof. Damn...

“I wish Patrick Roy was alive to see this.”