Spicer: “The president has an EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE, FULLY ENGORGED PENIS!!!” *storms off*

Waiting for Mexico to pay for the wall like

If it’s a joke I missed it. If not: Andrew Jackson is on the $20 bill, at some point after 2020* he’ll be replaced by Harriet Tubman.

President Andrew Jackson, who died 16 years before the Civil War started, saw it coming and was angry. Would never have let it happen!

His voice is like if a gamergater’s penis could talk.

Well, juice still gives you a good workout when it’s fresh squeezed

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

The great irony is that scrotum abrasion and jostling is likely a much larger reproductive concern.

In the middle of the race, Semple tried to shove Switzer and physically pull her out. “He was pulling at me and screaming, ‘Get the hell out of my race and give me that number,’” Switzer told Deadspin in 2015. “Arnie was screaming at Jock, and then Tom smashed Jock out of the way.”

The police waste all their time on things like this, meanwhile the Tunnel Snakes are still running wild, terrorizing the public with their aggressive and provocative dance moves.

She “reached left” in the sense that the official DNC platform (if you were willing to hunt for it) was astonishingly progressive.

yikes:

You sould spotlight Rebecca Off next

As a professional concept artist, its like a huge no-no to rip off someone like this http://michaelkutsche.deviantart.com/art/SEGA-s-VIKING-Hel-87840808 They straight up painted over someone else’s painting. Who’s to say how much of their other work is taken from other artists that aren’t as well known.

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