I had a moment this morning, as I stood in the bathroom listening to NPR, in which I thought to myself, “Trump isn’t going to approve federal disaster relief for people in Northern California because they didn’t vote for him.”

I know you’re joking, but thank the Bush administration and cost-cutting California local government, unfortunately. Apparently a decade ago, environmental groups filed a federal complaint with the FERC with the goal of getting the California Department of Water Resources to clad the emergency spillway with concrete…

If only he had a plan for some type of wall! This administration doesn’t understand the importance of walls. Not enough emphasis on walls.

Ah, but, see, we still need to “wait and see” if 45's administration is as awful as he has assured us it will be. Or, at least, so says my coworker who supports him. Because apparently having enough foresight to see that 45 is a terrible person who will usher in a lot of awful crap for a lot of people is not possible.…

The dude on the right is me. There was a time when I’d nail pop 8 oni course with 10 or less greats then go nail someone’s mom. Sit down junior. The alumni are talking.

Libruls want to focus on small mistakes instead of talking about all the great things W.E.B. is doing these days. 

Their. Jesus H.

They’re good tweets, Lauron.

Free speech is not now, nor has it ever been, the equivalent of, “freedom from consequences.”

A true assault upon freedom of speech would involve writing criminal codes that suppress certain forms of expression; financial penalties are not at all the same thing.

That said, I agree with most of your last statement,…

Let’s clarify something here real quick for the folks crying “but mah Free Speech!”

The First Amendment only indemnifies you from government retribution for speech that does not cross into criminal territory (inciting a riot, shouting “fire” in a crowded theater, etc). In other words, you can say, “Government…

I - not sarcastically - am. You are provided no guarantee of quarter from social penalties. Act like a bitch, society may slap you like a bitch. Free speech is only protected from government oppression and inordinate (read: already illegal) societal oppression such as assault.

You do realize you’re defending a dude who’s blatantly and thoughtlessly used the N-word multiple times, right? Hell, you might be okay with that.

Despite being forced to soften his brand, the Philadelphia native...

Don’t want to go all Jungian, but this looks to me like some kind of regressive infantilism. A bizarre confluence of impotence, rage and obsessive breastfeeding.

On second thought maybe Hillary Clinton would have made a better president. I have spoken.

Satisfied with the slicing and dicing, yeah; the rice left a lot to be desired.

Fuck this. Men like him deserve a whopping portion of their own medicine.

Here is a link to a PDF of the letter from Coretta Scott King. Please fax it to Mitch’s office with the header “Nevertheless, She Persisted.” His fax number is (202) 224-2499, and you can use HelloFax or any other free faxing service to send it from your computer.

Definitely had me cracking up when the headless Stormcloak attacked, but the line “As fearless in death as he was in life” really pushed it to the maximum.

It was that moment when his head was sliced off that he put his plan into action.