This had better be at least as awesome as the first one, preferably more awesome. Something has to go right, in this world.

But what color is his dress?

In these dark times, we could all use some baby Groot

#neverforget

Super Deluxe already did a pretty good job parodying him:

FAKE NEWS, CUCKS

Paul Ryan is such a spineless weasel. I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.

Everyone has an obligation to disobey unlawful orders and we shouldn’t forget it. I’m glad Sally Yates did the right thing; I have a feeling that is going to be a rare occurrence over the next four years.

A penniless guy who won his spot on the ship in a last minute poker game would be wily enough to find some kind of debris to clamber on.

rumour has it there was a circumcision option in the beta, but it was cut.

Yeah I would tend to agree. Although I find his defensiveness somewhat perplexing, as in the episode they’re not even particularly conclusive, only saying it was plausible.

that’ll be some next level teabagging right there

Let it go, dude.

Take a gander down to the Justice Department and you might get a clearer idea of why there was no consultation. Homeland Security and the State Department, too. In the week that he’s been ruling by executive order and grandstanding at a GOP retreat, Trump has still not named appointees to fill *hundreds* of positions…

Apparently, Trump’s team drafted the executive order without any consultations with the Department of Justice and other federal departments directly effected by it. They don’t even know who wrote it. Everyone from top ranking officials to customs agents at airports were freaking out because they had no notice of this…

A-welp. So much for the small shopping spree I had planned with (part of) my income tax refund. Hope the ACLU appreciates the donation!

This is like if California decided it didn’t like public school (USA), so it is using one of its vouchers to go to private school (not USA). It seems like it will solve the immediate problem on the surface, but it leaves the public school much worse off which in turn drags everything else down as well.

Counterpoint: Cut off the necrotic flesh that is the rest of the USA before it kills you as well.