If there’s any time that a swarm of flying penises is appropriate, this was it.

You need to use the cyber to protect the science. Bigly.

Out of love.

You THINK it didn’t work on you! *evil-type laughter*

this is only the first of what i’m sure will be a legion of cover-ups during the trump presidency.

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE.

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Any Republicans skipping? That would be a story.

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

http://thehill.com/homenews/314475-springsteen-cover-band-cancels-inaugural-gig-out-of-respect-for-bruce

How long before it’s just going to be Ivanka on a kazoo?

Do you remember how hard it was to cut and paste back then? You had to use Elmer’s glue, round scissors, magazines, sometimes even newspapers. I admire her for putting in so much more effort to cheat than it would have ever been to do it on the level. To do that for 2000 words is goddam heroic.

She didn’t need a lot of words. The ones she stole were great. Fantastic. Only the best words.

I had a great time meeting with Mark Loofah King3 today.
@realDonaldTrump

Yeah, they are inflating her record. Her next bout is with balsa.

Sparring with Birch is like sucker punching a special needs kid getting off a short bus and then bragging to all your friends about that ‘fight’ you won.

Now hickory, that’s a fight I can Respect. This birch shit is Mickey Mouse stuff.

Paper Birch...the softest of trees. Call me back when she’s taking on Hickory.