I miss Gawker.

The timing and tone of this are Samurai-level politics.

The best part is when she read Breitbart headlines.

Raise your hand if you read that character’s dialogue in Mr. Poopy Butthole’s voice.

*polishes plumbus in excitement*

On a totally unrelated threadjack, Gawker is now missing as a link. (sniff)

It blows my damn mind that Kamala Harris will be the second black woman on the senate. What the fuck, America?

Dismissed. Anyone else want to use a new burner to blame the victim? Come at me you pieces of shit.

Just call them what they are: racists.

Given that nothing they do will change him or help him win, I just assumed they were all in it for the payday. I mean, who doesn’t want a 6-figure job where literally nothing you do matters?

We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

I’m not yet convinced this year isn’t a very sick episode of Candid Camera.

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

Sounds like how my friends and I constantly call Torbjorn “Toblerone.”

Oh, is Reaper this character’s name? I had forgotten. Nobody I know calls him anything other than “Edge Lord” and we do so without any trace of irony in our voices.

Just an opinion, but you Mei be wrong.

Well as long as you like it Candela.

I wonder if anyone has ever told these guys that the reason for all the bad energy surrounding them has to do with the fact that they are head opposites. For those of you not versed in phrenology, cranial polarity is when someone’s head shape is the inverse of their nemesis head shape.

This actually sounds like self-defense. I realize it doesn’t fit the legal definition, but given the torture this woman endured at her mother’s hands, is it really so difficult to understand how someone in her position could snap?