In Poland, where this game was made, discussion and representations of sexual acts or human bodies are much more socially accepted than in the US.

Sorry prude. :)

I clicked into this article just to find out who Shailene Woodley is. Funny enough, I watched the first two of those Divergent movies. Still didn’t remember who she was.

Hold on there hoss. You got a song where you’re asking for divine intervention to “save” the matriarch of the family a country annoints to be rich and ceremonial and do nothing for all eternity and the American version is “straight retarded” in comparison? Seems like a bit of a stretch to me.

The lyrics to both are pretty bad. It's a tie for awful.

And our national anthem’s melody is based on an old British drinking song, “To Anacreon In Heaven.” (The Anacreontic Song)

If she decided “fuck it” and starting singing “My Country, ‘Tis Of Thee,” could we grant her political asylum?

He’s not actually trolling. Like he said himself, trolling is the intention to upset someone. He’s just being mischievous. Sadly some people can’t comprehend a difference.

You win for the Dark Sun reference.

DM Trump: “You enter the yuge room. Roll for save.”

You know what happens when you leave halflings unchecked? Athas. #Rajaatforthehollow

With a heavy gravitas to his voice, the man on the radio proclaimed; “No, John. ..No. .. You, You are the Demons.”.

Is that oil made from snakes?

I work as a social media manager and just spent 2 hours of my life talking to the manager of an Instagram influencer about a post. The issue was that the guy wanted 5k more to have the product (a chocolate bar) in his mouth instead of his hands. This is what my life is.

I haven’t played it yet, but PLEASE tell me there’s some easter eggs for THIS timeless gem:

Women don’t poop; it’s a filthy liberal lie.

Black beaded sequins are a little “walk of triumph*” for a Sunday morning, but no one impressionable enough to be “scandalized” by that is old enough to even know what a walk of triumph is.

Finally, Friday 13th has met it’s match.