Catch it on Netflix later. It’s pretty but that’s it.

[Charlton Heston screaming as he’s dragged away] The birthday cake is made out of GERMS!

This is like a rat leaving a sinking ship for a different already submerged ship.

That’s why I’m going to hack my automated car to gun it into the closest brick wall whenever I undo my seatbelt while driving.

“Always calm and rational” is not how a human describes someone who is always calm and rational. That is how someone describes themselves as they are gritting their teeth, face beet red, on the verge of an emotional meltdown. More believable is “reasonable and even-tempered.”

Sessions being so popular with congress is why they are terrible people that no one should look up to or expect them to do anything brave or good on behalf of the American people.

If the “better solution” is to compromise with republicans so that only 10 million people lose health insurance rather than 30 they can straight go to hell. Keep watching this closely, because that’s what’s going to happen unless we demand better from the Democrats.

It’s better for them to do nothing then help the republicans destroy the country. A step better would be to offer better solutions but since we live in the worst possible universe they are going to help republicans.

Who is going to stop him from pardoning himself?

Why doesn’t everyone just buy a huge house? Seems like an easy solution to this systemic problem of “people not having enough room to live.”

Ppl that shat on you coming back to scold you again.

Pottery class enrollment in the local community college will be amazing.

Trump is so shitty and stupid he’s even bad at being fascist. This song is fucking terrible. When he finally rolls out uniforms for the party I bet they’ll be candy-striped and have wheelie shoes.

If I remember right the Spanish got a bonus against fighting the Native Americans. As a kid I remember the Indians being a pain in the ass so I tried to clean them off the map, not really thinking about what I was doing. So to your answer: yes.

I want to see the video pls.

I read that Kumail read for the Bachman role but when TJ Miller came on they rewrote the role for him and wrote a new role for Kumail. I love the show as it is now but I wonder about the show that almost was.

I legit love that show because it was about working class realities and shit wasn’t always fine by the end of the episode.

I’m blown away by people not knowing you can clearly see their butt holes when they get fucked. Like, you know how when you sit down to take a shit and it drops into the toilet without ricocheting back and forth between your obscuring butt cheeks?

This is like a “pee comes out of the vagina” level of anatomical understanding.

Typical gawker bias, when are you guys going to report any of the good things ICE does for this country, like when they commit suicide?