Finally, some ethical journalism.

Thank you.

My mom died two weeks ago and watching the Anubis story-on Mother’s Day no less- had me weeping like a child.

Fuck that. These representatives are voting to literally kill Americans. If we don’t make them afraid for their lives when they do that then we deserve to die. You are hand wringing about a multi-car pileup when we are talking about millions losing their healthcare.

This is so stupid that Snooki was the inspiration for this, but it’s not a bad idea. Why do these public institutions waste so much money on garbage like this?

I can’t even be that mad at this guy. Scamming reach people is going to be a big part of our economy soon.

That’s what they are thinking but they are fucking idiots. This will not hurt the Republicans at all, but it is the only silver lining Democrats can hope for. If they saw the world as it actually worked and felt some responsibility for any of their failures, they would all kill themselves. Instead, the Republicans…

I wish next time they meet, some guy with overalls and no shirt carts out ice cold cans of poisoned piss for the republicans to shotgun. The democrats then sing “Suicide is Painless” and lick the poison piss off the chins of the dead republicans.

“So the president is putting up metal brackets along the existing border planter boxes so Mexicans can’t grind on then with their skateboards?”

That’s what a weal alpha gowilla sounds like. Making fun of his voice is weverse sexist.

That video cost taxpayers 125 million to produce.

This is going to kill his 2016 campaign.

Literally every bad human being has a fucked up supervillain origin story, and nearly every good person does too. Like you said it doesn’t excuse anything.

I’m all ears.

When did she reach left? Her immediate dismissal of their ideas and pivot to the “middle” is what pissed them off.

I think it’s criminal the airlines regularly overbook flights and then charge the no-shows anyway, which they rely on so they don’t have to call in storm troopers to drag people off planes.

I wondered if there was some sort of technical difficulty to switching on captions. I’d hope that if the theater sent someone out to explain the situation they could take 20 minutes or whatever to get it figured out and other patrons wouldn’t have a fit.

Bonnie swooped in like a super hero. That ending was so good.

I’m joking, but I think he did get impaled on some rebar. I think it was roped off for construction.

The stairs were roped off because they accidentally poured the concrete with a bunch of knives sticking out of it.