I didn’t see this but my buddy did that was with me. Someone wrote “poop” on the wall in poop at the mall. It still makes me laugh thinking about it.

Don’t the Powerpuff Girls live in Townsville? Can anyone confirm if they are okay?

This is what happens when we let cops pick up the slack on our mental health system.

I’m looking forward to the debate and Luke Cage next week.

I’d like to take your word for it but I need more proof. Can you please post the same links twelve more times? Thank you in advance.

A dolphin because I've always wanted to see one up close.

I could sing the score from the final battle but I've seen that movie ten times.

I always felt like Cruz’s flesh would envelope my fists if I punched him and I'd end up stuck inside him like that racist Disney cartoon.

A somber pair of cargo shorts for the most serious stories, pockets full of tissues to wipe away all the tears and snot as sobbing uncontrollably is also required.

Half-Life sucks. When is the new Chex-Guest coming out? That's what everyone is wondering.

If you turn the image upside down and look at the negative space, you'll see who should really be president: the Cheat from Homestar Runner.

I think kids like this end up perfectly mediocre by their twenties usually.

I remember back in his Love Line days he was pretty damn comfortable diagnosing heroine addiction of celebrities based off of photos of them looking tired going through airports.

Jesus Christ. If there is a good reason to have your mother murdered I think we found it.

Your commenting is stupid. This is my way of saying you should get better at it, you dumb piece of shit.

Anyone ever crawl under your porch to find an undulating mass of daddy long legs bouncing against the side of your house?

Uph. Time for bed.

It's sad when talented people have such terrible judgement.

“Careful language” yet he says “persecute” instead of “prosecute.” I'll assume that was an accident.

Holy shit that was close. This could have been a video of a woman saying, “I’m going to drown!” and then slipping under the water.