Especially Mcree.

All sex was rape before millennials came along with our enlightened views on consent. Adjust the generational stats accordingly and we are having the most sex.

I did more than my part. Also... Millennials are still probably fucking people, they have decades to catch up to boomers.

Why did my Uber driver get so mad when I took a shit in his car? I thought only governments made laws.

The game can let you fuck up big time and keep rolling. You'll know what I'm talking about when you get there.

Those tracking sites were for fat Mystic cheaters anyway.

You are on a roll.

Like when Aubrey Plaza went up on stage during the 2013 MTV movie awards and tried to grab Will Ferell’s award? What a psychopath! People still can't stop talking about that incident. Black people get all the breaks.

Best video vs best song, for a video no one can remember over a video that is still good. Kanye was right.

Hateful? It has honest. It was like Charlton Heston getting up on stage and screaming “Soylent Green is people!” and everyone is so mad at him. And then years later when Taylor gets caught on camera saying, “I’m Soylent green and I’m made of people,” you go and get mad at Charlton Heston again.

I’m sure some people buy them, but the vendor saying “this item is popular,” is obviously trying to flatter and sell one to Anna.

Those kids were so good, easily my favorite part of a great show.

Kanye is rich enough that he hires an actual wizard to work with him in the studio. Its silly to assume he's produced so many hits without serious magical assistance.

She is so frustratingly fake about everything it's kind of fun watching Kim take her down a peg.

This bit of news comes in right before the buzzer to save this miserable weekend.

Why should a man in his 40s pretend to give a shit about Taylor Swift? And then why would he be upset about anyone knowing he doesn't give a shit?

I live in the area and I can find the menstrual blood weed I’m pretty sure.

Rachel Maddow said they polled Bernie supporters and only seven percent said they were voting for Trump, while McCain enjoyed votes from 15% of Clinton supporters 8 years ago.

Is the original picture confirmed legit? I didn’t think the Pokemon names showed up on gyms, just their generic name. Believe me, I want this to be real, but the first thing I did after taking a gym was try to stick Pokemon with silly names in it and it didn't work.

Mystic is so dominant in my town that I feel like Instinct players are my allies.