Holy fuck. So in their minds-Obama can time travel now?

I’m actually very grateful for today’s Dirt Bag, if only because I was finally able to recognize that was Nick Young in that famous meme. You’d think since I’m such a basketball fanatic that I would have recognized him. But no, Swaggy is just as forgettable on the court as he is off I guess. Seriously, though-it’s…

Honestly, it was ok. It’s not worth the price in my opinion. It does smell nice and it’s super soft. But when my kitten decided to shred part of a roll, I knew that it was maybe not practical to use all the time. The funny thing is that after my in-laws found out about me getting it as a joke gift-they all have been…

I laughed at Cam’ron toilet paper idea. That is, until I remembered that my hubby once (as a joke-because we’re goobers like that) got me a canister of Renova red toilet paper because we read that it was in Beyonce’s tour rider. So maybe he’s on to something.

Mt. Fiji was my girl. Loved her.

Yasss! My sister and I used to sneak around at night waiting for this to come on tv without our parents catching us. We were so addicted to G.L.O.W. I can’t wait.

Oh my God I love Leslie Jones. Seriously, she deserves all of the shine she’s getting right now because she is so damn funny. I’m glad that she is finally getting some love because she has been toiling in comedy for years.

I’ve actually been looking for this forever. My hubby always makes fun of me for it-but her remix of “Don’t Disturb This Groove” was kinda tight.

Two things. One, I so really want to see Son of Zorn. I’ve actually played the trailer four times since it came out. And two, I’ve interviewed a lot of people from Westport over the last few years and honestly some of that American Housewife trailer was on point.

I remember him mentioning it often in the early days of Access Hollywood-back when I could actually stomach it to watch. But then he quickly stopped. I guess it’s because the producers reminded him that maybe his family isn’t very popular with the viewers.

Please, please, please let this be true. Hole was so incredible and I regret I missed the chance to see them play before they broke up. Plus Live Through This got me through my senior year of college. Violet was everything.

Ok, that is hilarious. I can imagine the possibilities.

Ok, so I don’t watch the show but I love reading the Kontinuity errors because I still don’t understand how anyone (ahem, my friend) still insists that this isn’t scripted. That being said, I’ve never had the desire to show my friend my vag for any reason. So is that a thing just with the show? Or am I missing out on…

I thought Larry did an amazing job. He roasted everyone which someone giving the WHCD standup is supposed to do. I don’t see how he was anymore inflammatory than Lewis Black when he did his a few years back. (Which I also loved, btw) And the way he gave props to Obama was made me tear up too a bit.

Now, I have to speak up about Shapiro’s Deli in Indianapolis. I absolutely loathe Ted Cruz but I am envious because I miss their famous Reuben sandwiches. I’ve taken road trips back home because I’ve craved one. They are just that damn good.

Ahhh. More douchebaggery from the fine guys at KA. I remember them well from my time at the University of Southern Mississippi in the 90s. I especially loved seeing them proudly leading the on-campus celebration of Confederate Heritage History Month(yes that was a thing there at the time before it was made official)-co…

While they were interviewing Zendaya, did they ask her about Kylie’s statement about starting this whole wig thing? Because, I think she may have something to say about that.

I’m seriously just here to say how much I love you for the Slappy the Squirrel picture from Animaniacs. Mainly because I just found out that the show was on Netflix yesterday and had to be dragged away from the television because I was doing some serious binge watching instead of finishing my work.

That was immediately my thought as well. I wish there were 1,000 Cara Jennings to follow Pence and do that to him every day. For now, I’ll just settle for trolling him through the excellent Periods for Pence.

It was kind of nice to see Doris Day smiling and healthy in a magazine. Especially since The Globe have been trying to kill her off with their “Doris Day Deathbed” headlines for years now.