Ponytails, cocktails!

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

I have no fucking clue what you’ve done here but I support it.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

I think, based on his actions during the memorial for the Dallas cops last year, it’s safe to assume that W has resumed his drinking with a vengeance since leaving the WH.

any and all forms of discrimination that flash across my screen, i shall respond in one way. eat a dick

It makes Ivanka uncomfortable.

“This sums up the whole of my administration”

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

I never knew Kuato could play guitar!

Well in 1891 Dr. James Naismith created a game using two peach baskets so rival gang members could settle their differences. Bill Simmons was on hand to document this historic moment and whine incessantly that none of these players could hold a candle to the 1986 Boston Celtics.