The Europa League

It’s so simple...all he needed was to move to an inferior team in an inferior league and, PRESTO!, he’s useful!

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

This seems as good a place as any to confess that I’ve played around 200 seasons of Football Manager.

DOWN WITH BIG METALLURGY

those fucking Zinc lobbyists.

Ya! It should also be applied to inch measurements too!

And if Everton can score in the next 45 min - 6th.

So the only response to a stupid opinion about what others should do is an equally stupid opinion about what others should do? I don't think so.

This dog can’t fit this stick through the door, can she?

“But Ironhead! What’s with this thingy?”

In my memory, he played in exactly one game: that Super Bowl against the Cowboys.

Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”

At what point will this pass far enough overhead that I can confuse him with Josh Freeman?

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

Darrell is the hero we need, not the hero we want.

They’re waiting for sweeps.

See, shows how little I know about it.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo