Big deal. The Duggers never claimed to be good soccer players.

Or a cyclist...

Fuck you

It is very hard, I acknowledge that. That just always seems to be the default response when someone says they play water polo. “It’s really physically hard”. Ya, ok. So is running. And swimming. And boxing and wrestling and cycling and cross country skiing and a ton of other sports. Stop telling me it’s hard and…

But how did he find the time to tell you he doesn’t own a television??!??!?

I mean...but at least they arent Nazis..ammirite?

I’m an injured runner who took up crossfit and has more or less abandoned running. Sometimes I go vegetarian for a little while. I’m able to shut down parties just by being in the neighborhood.

you know it’s bad when your defense is “yeah but they arent as bad as nazis”

Well...I guess CrossFit is better than ISIL, but don’t make me say it twice.

Obviously the boorish behavior of a Yalie.

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!

You're truly a superior being. I bet you let your wife peg you sometimes and always make sure she cums first.

Mention Trump for all the internet points.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

I used to know the answer to this.

Your in-laws are monsters.

I support raw milk. Specifically, I support letting idiots shit themselves inside out rather than putting them in jail.

I showed my office mate that story and his response was “I’ve eaten cheeses made with raw milk and I was fine.”

Pique should co-host the Golden Globes with Ricky Gervais.

The most set-repping Barcelona fan stunting on the haters in the most ostentatious way possible?