My New Year's Resolution of avoiding abortions was broken during halftime.

I clicked it because I have no fear. It does nothing.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I was wondering the same. And what about JJ shots? How did those props turn out?

Oh thank God, my 18 month old just shit her pants allowing me to leave the room for something more pleasant.

I'm pretty sure the only thing missing is Nelly.

Hey Fergie you were almost correct, while I am probably "2000 and late" you are most definitely 2004 at best.

The Sanchise has clearly never been to Vegas. The first thing they tell you when you step off the plane "Never hit on 17".

That picture runs contrary to everything I learned in Oz. I mean, usually its tough to sit after you've been made one's bitch.

@Gamboa Constrictor: I wouldn't say good for nothing, I mean network TV execs need at least ONE band that they think is "hip".

@ChooChooHarris: +1

At the 2011 Max Tucker Exaggerated Rape Games™ just a tip-in counts as a game-loser.

Under the guise of virility

@UweBollocks: +1

Fitting outfit, since Mr. Sproat can only get "tail as old as time".

In honor of Bernard King's wonderful college career, the Knicks fans are purportedly pushing for a 53rd trimester abortion.

@RMJ=H: +1

@Steve U: Rant, Raves, Rims sounds like a typically Salley Saturday evening.

I've seen it on the net many times but never in person, I mean 4 dudes launching quickish near a lady.

@PolkPanther: Most women want to cover the spread.

the spread is the disease and not just a symptom