@gulag: If I were actually funny and thought I could pull it off, I think "Bizarro Tony Dungy" would be a great parody commenter ID.

@gulag: If I'm scouting players...

That's a difference of 10 to 15 spots, all based on Sunday's game.

But you can't tell me it isn't damaging to make a child kiss a lifeless medical dummy that looks like a slaughtered replicant.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally

I'm a little surprised Easterbrook isn't at least a little excited about all these Big Bucks Glory Boys. They are keeping money from those awful Jews.

@Tulos_Mullet: I laugh every time I read it.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I totally understand. I went into engineering thinking my problem solving abilities and logical/mathematical proficiencies would be great and let me do something I enjoy doing. Instead I'm a staff engineer for an environmental engineering firm where I teach the rest of…

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I am not trying to be Mrs. Negative Nancy here, but I'd be hard pressed to find many people in my generation that A)love their job or even like their job and B)make any kind of money.

@Trot Nixons Hat: Meanwhile some Ohio State players and AJ Green sell their own property and get to sit for 4-5 games.

@ursa: Every time I try to get a comedy pyramid going you go off on some tangent.

@UweBollocks: Have no fear, this guy is a great commenter with a fabulous track history.

appropriate work place conduct is this: be more discreet

Be glad it only cost you 50,000 clams, it could have been another type of shellfish if you were successful.

@Title IX from Outer Space: And how many of that number are actually interested in coaching? You can't really quantify that unless you get the number of former players that become GA's or have a degree in education. Just because they are athletes doesn't mean they have the ability or desire to coach.

no one knows what has been exposed

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

@Tulos_Mullet: I dunno, he makes a good point. The minor racism kind of obscures it, but the point still stands.

The Fife of Reilly

bad joke