Yup. I think Christie is betting he’ll be the only “establishment” figure willing to actually line up behind Trump, so he’s a shoo-in for the gig. I can’t think that anyone else with any kind of legit political aspirations would sign on - everyone else has to be betting that Hillary wins, the party regroups, and they…

God, even entertaining them appointing that deeply into the cabinet makes me want to jump off a bridge...

It could be I am just terrified of the thought of Sarah Palin being chosen again, but, Christie’s weight aside, Trump is old, he looks tired, he gets fatigued at the debates, and he looks, to me, like he’s one more three-martini lunch away from keeling over. Christie doesn’t exactly have an athletic physique, but he’s…

Also a good guess, but Christie’s smart, and I am sure he can see how unhealthy Trump looks. Given the opportunistic nature of this endorsement, I’m putting my money on the VP spot. I think Christie still wants a shot at the White House.

Trump is just filling in his Notorious People With Zero Scruples Or Ethics As Long As The Payday Is Good Bingo card:

An obnoxious and privileged bully supports another obnoxious and privileged bully. Can't say I'm shocked.

Let’s time how long it takes Rand Paul to take a shit then endlessly debate the result.