Imprisonment for life, regardless of age, should be the result of this. It's an act of terrorism.

I bet he wishes he didn't hit that first drive so baddeley.

Yea! How dare he be concerned about his own health!

This game was not meaningless. If it was, Kevin Love would have thrown up 35 and 20 in a courageous, yet losing effort.

In fairness to Lemon, when they told him he was going to interview a Grand Wizard, he thought they meant John Wall.

And between 1941-1945, every basketball player shot like Javaris Crittenton.

Not sure why it can be called the "Great Depression" when things this hilarious were happening

Well, at least Seattle fans will get to see a few dunks now.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

I don't want to overreact, but....

Involved in a relegation battle, this was no time Toulouse.

Decker, Harvin and now Marshall. The Jets haven't had that many mouths to feed since Antonio Cromartie was on the team.

No comment.

Hi Greg, just want to pop in to say you are dead fucking wrong about this. God bless.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

The "only way"? That's wildly inaccurate. Here are two other ways that have the benefit of actually having worked, with other, mediocre East teams:

I would pay good money to watch one of those assholes crying for his mommy when the judge gives him 20 years in federal prison.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

I wasn't popular in high school. This was long before the days I could walk up to a random chick and say, "You're with me, leather." I was just Chris Berman, painfully shy 17-year-old virgin. Well, as luck would have it, a girl transferred into our school mid-semester. I could tell she was desperate to be liked. And…

Peter King's Conscience: Peter, you're really not going to make a stand on electing Darren Sharper to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, are you?