PA announcer: "Okay fans, are you ready to win the prize of your life?!"

Sure, the winner got a gold medal, but she will always have to live with the fact that it was in the Winter Olympics.

Shut the fuck up.

The new head gear has been even less popular among players.

Sounds like he's getting plenty of court time.

What a catastrophe

Kid: [points to shorts] "I want those too!"

"You cannot walk to the Super Bowl,"

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

More like Nosuch Dame, amirite???