it’s “a historically oppressed minority cookie” you insensitive goon. We understand that many cookies have faced oppression and unjust treatment throughout history, not just the Samoa.

Trying out for Nazcar

Lol by this standard then there is literally ZERO solid works of fiction.

I’m Canadian. I think in Canadian dollars. :-)

Effed Type.

Sorry that people have different [dumber] opinions than you do.

Me too. Also, for some reason it makes me think of the word ‘gypsy’. I don’t know why.

“There just happens to be an atom bomb in front of the door..”

You missed an opportunity to use this headline:

This might be my favorite comment on the whole internet.

Uber Blackout

What is this Ason brand you speak of?

I, for one, support our new era of objectifying men rather than women. MORE! (Though, I will admit, he’s not really my type. Still, I’ll take it.)

Wait, we’re now calling it the “Holdo Maneuver” (with capitalization?)

I love the word sassy to describe finding new Force powers.

Obligatory ‘Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?’

69Mc69face.

Sure?