it’s “a historically oppressed minority cookie” you insensitive goon. We understand that many cookies have faced oppression and unjust treatment throughout history, not just the Samoa.

Effed Type.

“There just happens to be an atom bomb in front of the door..”

You missed an opportunity to use this headline:

What is this Ason brand you speak of?

Wait, we’re now calling it the “Holdo Maneuver” (with capitalization?)

Sure?

No, I expect you to die.

whereas i am holding out for the SNL Adobe!

21st century update: If this van’s a chargin’, don’t come bargin’

‘Feck’ will always be. Can’t change it.

I’m infriending you.

And if you get caught, you didn’t try hard enough.

If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’.

He’s probably more of a GasBuddy person

you ain’t fuckin’ metal unless you got a clutch pedal

Not if you chew the beans and wash them down with scalding water.