Finally a good reason to get an Apple Watch.

Finally a good reason to get an Apple Watch.

Would it be better or worse if they called it the Parcar?

Sure, it’s a human in a suit, operating a muppet that’s more machinery than felt.

Maybe it's a robot in a suit.

Welcome to Sploid, if you wanted accuracy you wouldn’t have a Kinja account.

I came here just to post that. Enjoy the 300+ stars you’ll receive for everyone wanting to say the same thing

Wargames made Cheyenne Mountain famous far before Stargate or any of it’s descendants were ever conceived of.

You forgot to add: “It’s ‘centered,’ you limey bastard.”

Nah bruh this is a power user

Facts have no place here. This is Sparta the internet.

It would be even better if the cigarette truck had a cow catcher on the front.

More like Flamborghini....

Goddammit, the J.C. Penney has to be around here somewhere.

And this reminds me, how much did Luke look like Sybok in Star Trek 5?!?!

Yes, arguable...

America, I salute you. Keep being crazy.

I find your lack of funds disturbing

Besides, it’s not like their entire lineup is dedicated to this setup. Though from what I’ve heard, their entire lineup should be running this front end considering how well it handles.