For Gary it’s pretty simple: Gary Cooper (who adopted the name based on Gary Indiana, as Frank Cooper was too common a name for showbiz)

Ruth’s a Biblical name. It’s literally a Book of the Old Testament. Of course Jewish people would name their daughters Ruth.

There’s an Unbreakable Kimmy Schmitt episode that specifically delves into how it’s weird as shit to name your baby Linda, and all Lindas are now middle-aged ladies who work in HR.

Here’s a fun tool to mess around with baby name popularity over time. If you plug in “Gary,” you’ll see why it’s easy to think they’re all middle-aged: there’s a massive spike in popularity between the 1930s and 1960s. All those guys are in a very specific age ranged right now, with very few Garys either older than 80…

Win or lose, the city of Philly will be operating under Purge laws from Sunday night into Monday

I don’t necessarily disagree with you, but haven’t your friends in higher education told you that the phrases are “old wives’ tale” and “taken aback”?

Your attitude will certainly go a long way towards fixing the issues at hand.  Very productive.

It’s easy to hate on Brady, but any of you would do the same if someone insulted your flesh and bloo...I mean, your turnip and flax meal.

Remember how we all laughed at Furby being banned on in sensitive areas? Shit like this is why the US military ban stuff like Furby and other devices that may monitor you.

It’s a blowtorch with a buttstock. My mother literally used to use a scarier gizmo for yard work. Everybody settle down.

For me, it was a plane ticket. I never felt so grown up as when I first planned for, paid for, and booked my first flight. Honestly, the feeling didn’t wear off quickly... one of my first few flights I bought on my own was for a solo trip to Mexico and I was like “wait, I can just buy a non-refundable ticket, leave…

I had a similar situation when I was in my early 20s. I had been building my credit score since I was a teenager and as a 20-21 year old I was almost at 800. Back then there wasn’t apps that updated you to events and credit score drops on the fly so I only checked it once a year or every few months.

That’s crazy and yet somehow not surprising

Bayou Billy

Yes, someone needs to give the dogs the coke.

Someone tell Senator Young to calm down, there’s more coke on the way.

‘The state never proved that I was into child porn, but because of the child porn I was into, I’ve lost all credibility.’

Me standing in front of the Judges words:

Also “toxins.”

I’m convinced that anyone uttering the word ‘wellness’ is running a scam.