I always thought Joey Porter was an abject moron, but I stand corrected. At least he was smart enough not to wake Harrison up.

RULE #1: Dont do it because only dipshits do it.

It appears this is the case and he was being a royal pain in the ass, if you believe the players.

In future news:

“He erased his own legacy here, let’s be serious... It’s crazy. It blows my mind.”

3d isn’t good!!

Yeah, I don’t get why they’ve been bumping up the volume. When I saw the Force Awakens, I spent half the movie with my jacket packed around my own head to muffle the sound, it was so painful.

The crazy thing was, I’d seen Fury Road before that... and Fury Road, in which a whole crap load of cars explode, was not as…

any screening is a byob screening if you try

I kid you not, I purchased high end earplugs solely for dealing with the crazy volume at movies and concerts. They’re designed for musicians, so they dial the volume down without deadening clarity. I have them on my key chain and they go with me EVERYWHERE.

it’s SO LOUD it drives me crazy

Come on, it’s obvious that he was exhaling while dragging that toe, and by rule that means it’s incomplete, unless the time remaining is evenly divisible by 6, in which case it’s a touchback.

Not sure how that isn’t obvious.

Well, no. A city’s influence extends beyond its borders — in the case of the biggest cities, far beyond. Granted, the 49ers are pushing this concept to the point of absurdity. But the Giants and the Chargers play well within the metropolitan areas of their home cities.

When dealing with the magnitude of big cities,…

If you are a Packers fan and under 25, you should know that this is what quarterback play looks like to much of the NFL. It is what you have to look forward to someday.

I didn’t play the video, but as a Red Sox fan I want to remember the days when Roger Clemens and Wade Boggs were still my heroes. Looking back I can only think of them now in pinstripe uniforms. They are dead to me.

Mike Greenwell is my favorite player of all time. I met him when I was 17, credentialed for pre-game field access, at Fenway Park, June 26, 1991.

On Sept. 2, 1996, he drove in all 9 runs in a 9-8 victory over Seattle, setting a major league record for most runs driven in by a player accounting for all of his team’s…

From my years in retail, the one that always made me cringe and want to stab my ear drums when it came on was Barbara Streisand’s Jingle Bells. How the hell this wasn’t on the list is beyond me:

“So This is Christmas” by John Lennon is way worse than the McCartney joint. Paul’s song is lame, but at least it doesn’t take itself too seriously. But the Lennon one - war is over if you want it? The fuck does that even mean?

“Do They Know It’s Christmas” is the absolute worst.

Toss-up between Wonderful Christmastime and that awful live Springsteen version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

There Snoke way that is happening.