Shit’s called Takeshima, not Giveshima.

Dude, the Cleveland Browns have orange helmets. The Columbus Blue Jackets don’t even wear coats. The Jazz play in Utah. Get over it. 

I think its bullshit that they get to play themselves off like team for all of Canada. My wife’s family is from Vancouver and everyone I’ve ever met up there claims to be a Blue Jays and Seahawks fan. That’s not how it works. Bandwagon scum.

Reminds me of this.

I present the University of Maine Black Bears.

Vin Scully tells a story about his first season announcing.

Just yesterday, I told someone the story about my old neighbor across the hall, who had been a NYC firefighter when they still had goddamn horses pulling the firetrucks.

Wow, I never knew that was a thing. Are they archived online any where?

Jesus Christ, Johnny Unitas played with Dan Fouts?!!? I remember watching Dan Fouts play as a kid. I mean, I know I’m old, but I didn’t realize I was “the guys who were playing when I grew up, played with Johnny U” old. This is like one of those geneaology things where you find out the aunt of your aunt went to school…

That cartoon is some real Goofus and Gallant shit.

How has no one mentioned HAYVE’RULL yet?

Technically Trump should be impeached right after he swears in the oath. He’s already committed numerous impeachable offenses before his first day. Yet I feel the same as the author. We have entered a strange new era where no matter how fucking terrible Trump gets or whatever awful thing he does results in him…

LOLE!

I think pee-B’dee is a better phonetic.

Pea-Buh-dee though, no?

It’s PEA-b’dy

BRICKA!

I know “Woosta” gets all the press, but the “Quinzee” pronunciation is really underrated in the grand scheme of “Why the fuck does that sound like THAT?”

If this wasn’t holding then holding doesn’t exist. He grabbed him around the neck and forced him to the ground just a couple of feet from a sure sack...

CONSERVATIVE SPORTS MERITOCRACY folk over at Fo Sports.