only a lunatic would eat the shells of peanuts. I have known people to eat kiwi skins, apple cores, and sunflower shells without thinking it’s weird. I am relatively certain one of these crazed maniacs will kill me in my sleep someday.

Brissett was playing with a broken thumb.

Ask and ye shall receive:

Man you indie guys with your totally off-the-grid QBs that never get any press

I still think Marrone is an asshole, but after this season his abrupt departure makes a lot more sense.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Drippin.

The Buffalo Bills don’t care about your ‘logic’ and ‘investments.’

Not way better. There have been too many times where he’d make a throw and all I could say is “What the hell was that?”.

I think the real story here is Doug Whaley no-showing to this press conference after firing his coach of two seasons and sending out an interim head coach to be fed to the wolves. Having to explain a business decision by the GM for the GM is no position to put a first-time coach in, let alone an interim coach. The…

As far as “business decision” benchings go, this one seems pretty legitimate. Doesn’t seem like it was done to prevent Taylor from hitting a milestone on the field (e.g., passing, touchdowns) that would put extra dollars in his pocket at the expense of ownership.

Please tell me that’s not Mark Chmura’s house.

Honestly, at this point I suspect Gronk would have been the better Patriots TE at getting away with murder.

Aaron Hernandez is probably the scariest dude to ever play in the NFL.

You know speaking of O.J. Deadspin ought to think about preparing for O.J.’s release this year. He should get out in 2017 and supposedly he now weighs about 350 and can barely walk with a cane, and may now be wheelchair bound. I wonder how big of a story that is going to be this year.

I have a scar that commemorates the time I grabbed the fajita plate from the waiter out of excitement.