It’s fitting because House of Pain and Marcus Mumford are both from California but have managed to annoyingly brand themselves as something else.

They’re a popular corporate team building venue for the ‘mandatory fun’ crowd.

The size of the room has little to do with the quality. My take is that escape rooms that rely solely on padlocks are trash - I’d even go as far as saying escape room that have more than 50% of their puzzles based around padlocks are trash.

If you take out that ‘lol’ you have perfectly written Dwight Schrute’s lines for the Office’s escape room episode. 

How about the part where he was planning to park that Chevy in the lot of the new job he got at the Ford plant?

That name and birthday list is madness. Why aren’t the dates in chronological order? Why are there so many people failing to capitalize their kids’ names?

That play and then another one were he dove into a patch of green where older QBs would have slid makes me worry that Josh Allen is only a Burfict away from a major injury. 

If you haven’t left the Tappan Zee, you haven’t been to Manhattan.

Genny Cream is a staple in my fridge. I drink it pretty much year around. If anyone comes over and wants a beer I offer them a Genny Cream.

o rly? 

This is like someone saying they’ve been to Manhattan because they drove across the Tappan Zee. 

Rochester made its fortune as an inland port on the Erie Canal—one hell of a hack—and locals all know how the mills on the Genesee River gave Rochester its first nickname, the “Flour City.” Later the city birthed Xerox, Western Union, Bausch & Lomb, and Gannett.

Fixed the glitch.

That’s fair. 

I’ve got zero good quitting stories to contribute, but I’m not letting that stop me from saying half of these were not really righteous. A lot of these guys come off like shitbirds who didn’t want to do the job they signed up to do.

The “Blessed are the peacemakers” one is especially stupid. That’s a quote from Matthew 5:9, plucked out of context. The other beatitudes suggest that the word ‘peacemakers’ does not refer to the local police at the time, 1st century Roman legionnaires, but rather the down-and-out sort of people who Jesus identified…

At 1:55 he appears to tuck a napkin inside the waistband of his pants. That’s when I knew it was going to be a failure. He was wearing pants. 

Is it really that bad if you were removed from three decades of living in Buffalo?

That article specifically names and calls out Frank Sedita, who was the DA for a long time and is now a judge, the prosecuting attorney Chris Belling, jury member Carl Krahling, trial Judge Michael D’Amico, U.S. magistrate Victor Bianchi, who upheld the conviction, and also calls out Andrew Cuomo for taking no action…

Yeah. That idea only works if the refs are somehow willing to just watch that go down and stand by making sure the ball doesn’t bounce out of bounds or back into the goal. After 30 seconds the keeper would be murdered, the refs murdered, and the field would be ground zero for the purge.