Revenue solves a lot of problems.

Zero debt by age 35, while running a household of two adults, three kids on a single income. Four bedroom house is paid off, two cars paid off, and money left over for 15% 401K contributions plus maximum Roth contributions, annual beach vacation, six month emergency fund, random clothing or grocery splurges - all…

I love this. This is a successful deployment of the emergency fund - sorry about the water problem, that’s no fun - but having a strong plan that works is great.

I was a little afraid to write something like this, but I agree. Other comments on here have accounts of up to $4K medical expenses for a pet, which is madness. Madness to me anyway, people are free to spend on whatever they want.

Your grandpa was fucking. Sorry you had to hear it this way.

Damn, you really had to work hard for your porn back then. We take it for granted today.

lol my grandfather didn’t drink except he did everyday.

*clicks on article titled “How to Get the Closest Thing to American Coffee Around the World*

Fully desensitived here

Yes. He was heavy on the Cool Whip and light on the Spam. He could make a can of Spam last a week. He also put Cool Whip on other, not-normal things, like hamburgers. He saved the empty Cool Whip containers, washed them out, and stored just about everything in them. There were dozens of Cool Whip containers in the…

Oh and this man never wore shorts unless he was mowing the lawn. Then, he would don his one pair of shorts, pull them up to his ribcage, and push his mower around in the hottest part of the day wearing black dress socks up to his knees with loafers. When finished, he would sit and drink a water glass of scotch and…

Oh, and my other grandfather. His lunch was the same sandwich everyday. White bread, Cool Whip, Spam. Sometimes with a can of Campbell’s tomato soup.

That Swanson’s TV Dinner one, holy hell. That guy’s wife deserves a Presidential Medal of Freedom for not murdering him.

The Vols coach was livid? I think the bar for livid was not raised.

I always daydream looking at the hill below and imagining the path the car would bounce down if it detached from the cable.

Jeez - the best part was when they said the lift was back in operation the next morning. Sure it was. And perfectly safe too.

If you’ve ever been skiing, you know that falling off the chairlift is everyone’s worst nightmare.

Someone else said it, but the bias towards big programs in seeding makes this look like a bigger upset than it really was. Sean Miller is not Lute Olson in his prime.

Not criminal, but security clearances are tricky. The OPM investigators don’t like having information omitted and he probably didn’t mention his habit of placing five figure bets. There’s also a weird morality tied into security clearances. They don’t like things like extra marital affairs, gambling, drinking, etc…

I comfort myself with the knowledge that they will someday find my dead body one of these times.