That’s the truth about AM660 tho. I had Imus stabbing me in the ears on my Dad’s radio and we lived deep in the Conn. woods.

But how do we explain to our parents that we’re not failing to find love, we’re just subject to cultural forces beyond our control? “The lack of grandchildren is not due to failure, “Klinenberg says, “it’s due to a widespread social transformation.”

It actually validates their opinions. My initial take was of course Trump knows his multiplication tables, he has a high school diploma. Because I have a high school diploma and know my tables. When you don’t know the basics yourself, it’s much easier to imagine that it is the case for other people.

Once a guy actually asked me to guess how expensive his jeans were. The answer was $450, and frankly, I thought he should be ashamed!

Eh - bad dates are a part of dating and then you learn to tell the difference between a bad date and a bad match.

Re: the GQ Star Wars write up. It’s Admiral Ackbar, Drew. Typical coastal elite, hates the troops.

Real Christmas trees are less about the pine scent and more about sacrificially killing the tree.

Literally came here to say the same thing.

It’s criminal that guys like Bonds and Clemens have well over 50% while McGriff is sitting at 16%.

Well, if you lived in Buffalo, would you want windows to look out at it?

It was actually startling when he jumped up. I fully expected him to lie there and burn.

Great! Now if I could just figure out what LinkedIn is supposed to actually do.

It’s just a sheet pizza. This is the shit you cut into squares and throw at the kids who show up to your eight-year-old’s birthday party at the pool.

This is her, right?

Am I the only one who completely forgot the Dolphins updated their uniforms? I saw the throwbacks and thought, “yep, them’s the Phins uniforms. Just like always.”

Nah, I get it. This is one of those things when you fail to come up with a good response at the time and then spend waaay too much time crafting the perfect response in your head.

I refuse to believe that there is someone who understands how to compose an email but is overmatched by toasting bread.

Yeah. But that’s not stopping the water that’s already in the tank from coming down. At least that’s what I pictured from the email. I don’t know, maybe he knew about it and just lost his nerve when the water started rising. That’s an emotional moment.

Wait, was was the emailer of the week’s wife’s objection? That he yelled some swears while cleaning up the toilet overflow?

You would think the military is a top contender for workplace swearing, but then you get a commander who graduated from a service academy, bringing OCF evangelism and pressing to create a culture that forbids blaspheme and swearing.