You have been reading the news, lately, yes? Our weekends are gone, forever, methinks.

No. Coastal elitism is, in essence, a racism.

Maybe that was the intent, but that still carries with it the assumption that middle America = this lady, which is both absolutely wrong and the kind of elitist attitude that makes economically disadvantaged voters, particularly in rural areas, more likely to vote for Trump and again their best interests.

“nice reminder for those of us that live on the coasts that every single person should get to the fucking polls and vote.”

you’re thinking of dead joe.

I dunno. Some guys are into quality acting, ya know...

So Jonbenet had partially digested pineapple in her stomach, suggesting that she had eaten it shortly before her death. There was a bowl of pineapple and milk (???) on the kitchen table with Burke and Patsy’s prints on it. So the detective was asking Burke general questions about what they ate for snacks, if he liked…

I remember a decade ago, when Brangelina was new, Angie gave an interview explaining that she doesn’t really have female friends. It set up a bunch of girls’-girl guys’-girl comparisons with Jennifer Aniston, who’s always rolled pretty deep with female friends.

Agree. I also don’t get jumping on him for making a song about it. That’s Taylor’s whole catalog.

Thank you! Every time people pull that “he was a nobody” garbage I’m so confused, like have you not listened to the radio ever or gone to a club or bar in the past decade? Dudes everywhere. Like you said, he’s not Taylor maybe, but very few people are. He’s certainly the most successful of any of her beaus, and is…

I’m not sure why we talk about Calvin Harris like he was some kind of bubbling-under nobody before he met Taylor Swift. He’s worth $170 million and has worked with everyone and makes music that (for better or worse) has defined a decade of dance-pop. And he did it all without waging a major tabloid publicity campaign…

Goddamn, that was a beautiful fucking sentence.

It sounded like Willam.

Naw.

JARRING AS USUAL to see Keira Knightley in contemporary clothing.

“Some individuals” — *death glare in Parker’s direction*

also not feeling the tone of the chris brown section