Weird that Kylie and Tyga look so bored in those pictures. I’m sure they have oodles to talk about. They both have so much going on. Like ... Hmm.

I’m pretty sure that’s a violation of the ADA.

Thanks. And how disappointing. They could’ve at least used something lesser-known! I may not have seen it myself, but that is one famous movie.

Beautiful dress but no one looks good in satin. Not even models. Shows every single tiny curve or bump, and wrinkles too much.

I would wear this every single day and twice on Sundays. Randilyn, designer please and thank you?

Oh sweet! I was just starting to think about ending my years of celibacy. This should take care of that.

Boyfriend and I have been dating for about 3 months, and we are already so far past the fart dilemma. I gassed him in truly epic fashion about three weeks in (who fed milk to the vegan, my guts can’t handle it without emitting farts that smell like burning hair), and since then it’s been open season on farts. We don’t…

Omg that's amazing

The Tran in my Benzema seems to be making a strange sound. It sort of sounds like “ri-ri-ri-ri”.

Having delivered pizzas in college and reading stories from hostesses on here, I don’t understand the anger over long wait times. We told you up front it was a 90 minute wait at least...if you can’t wait that long go somewhere else.

Kim Kardashian carries an her ass at all times so she can sit whenever where ever she wants.

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is showing the world sketches of penises and vulvas. Admittedly, they’re penises and vulvas that Leonardo da Vinci drew around 1508, which makes them art instead of crotch shots. Check ‘em out at the oh-so-proper Royal Collection Trust website.

Smart, is. We should all have such incredible grace under extreme circumstances.

It's not called the Chair Force for nothing.

Alright, are we talking MC or DJ or both? I'm leaving my cave to shout "IF YOU WANT A HALFWAY DECENT PARTY HIRE A DAMN BAND!!! Seriously, your guests won't leave after one hour. A band IS the party; they make the party Many of you have no clue about that. That's OK. Now you know (And it will cost you a hell of a lot…

That is so traumatizing. Only slightly related, I got my first period in 6th grade and it was so dark and I was so clueless that I thought that I had shit my pants. No mind that I hadn’t had any stomach issues or anything...I just didn’t know. So I had walked around all day with a GIANT stain and no one said anything.…

I’ve never been pregnant myself, but all of the pro-choice mothers (including my own) I’ve met have all said what you have said here. It’s an important perspective that sometimes gets lost in the mix.

......a full minute later, I finally stopped laughing.