Hey, I have my Doctorate of Fryology from Taco Bell University, I’ll have you know.

Step 1: Dump chicken strips, tacos, churros, onion rings, fries into deep fryer.

Backwards, forwards, reverse cowgirl, the Viennese Oyster. All directions are welcome.

Where else am I going to see a true to life “Rap: The Musical?”

One reason among a multitude why calling the police was rarely considered the first or best option when I worked in the domestic violence field. We used to survey callers about their experiences with the police in DV situations, and I would be hard pressed to recall a single response that said, “It was great and the…

In a world where made-up statistics are believed at face value with no fact-checking (we’re all looking at you, Trump supporters), you can easily say obviously stupid and false things like that and get away with it. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills every single day.

I would watch a live feed of this editor working in real time. Seriously.

It’s the only religion that (falsely) recognizes that Gingers have souls.

“It’s no wonder that gingers convert to Islam in such high numbers.”

Please observe: this woman was married and pregnant and still not worth protecting. America 2017.

Those guys had some accomplishments though.

“Tell Jesus that! When he tried to make a difference, they basically crucified him!”

“Also have Ianka and Melania really been killing the style game?”

Which, in reality TV speak, typically translates to “I voted for Trump” or “I didn’t vote at all.” (Honestly, my money is on the latter.)

Good heavens, I’ve been mistaken for a Dartmouth man!

Your rude manners give you away.

Coach is in the pocket of big steak.

I’d say that these branch campuses using the same logo and getting killed by Ivies is damaging to the flagship campus’s brand, but...

Huge miss steak

Nothing but respect for my Mayor of Flavortown.