Don’t be such a paranoid android.

Wow. People are fucking horrible and my recent ST:TNG glut-watching has me wondering if we’re caught in some kind of time loop that sent our collective consciousness back to the 1950s.

That people are time travelling from sometime early in the 20th or possibly 19th or 18th century and have figured out how to use twitter is truly the big news here.

Who the hell even uses miscegenation anymore?

Alan Cumming is so damn charming and sexy, he can get it at any age.

“Steve Martin Has Peaked” reads ENTIRELY too close to “Steve Martin Has Passed” whilst power slamming Pinot Noir due to a delayed flight and an endless supply Pinot Noir.

Seriously, someone wrap Michael J. Fox in bubblewrap or something. He’s one of the few sane actors we have left!

Kirk Cameron is an uninformed misogynist, homophobe, Duggar family friend and failed human that has always had zero respect for others. It’s not surprising that he believes his wife (and the rest of the non penis havers) should never question him.

That’s not Christianity. That’s using Christianity and god as an excuse to be an oppressive misogynst asshole. And I say that as an atheist. This is not how I see the Christians in my life living.

Julie didn't read the instruction book. She left Mike at the altar. Because she was bad. She's a sinner and is likely on her way to hell in a hand basket as we speak. Sigh. He was so dreamy. What is it with my childhood crushes becoming crazy cultists? Thankful for Michael J Fox.

It’s really a shame they’re related because I get the sense he and Candace would be perfect for each other.

It's shit like this that leads Kirk to eating Subway alone on his birthday.

In related news: For the first time in nearly a century the name “Becky” has fallen off the list of top 100 names for girls.

He had to approve the songs before release.

Seth is not even lying a little bit.

I’ve noticed that my elderly relatives who lived the longest, and were healthiest right until their final decline, were characterized by an acute interest in the present, in the people and world around them. They were dynamic, full of plans, full of enthusiasm. In that sense, I can see how this kind of relationship…

If you put a tiny martini in George’s hand, it wouldn’t look a bit out of place.

See, I see this differently than you. I am at the very tail end of Gen X beginning of Millennials. And to me these videos feel like a step back because I remember the 90's/beginning of 00's as being big on experimentation. At least in the alternative scenes, especially in my town. Remember when seeing a rocker in a…

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.