Not funny...nothing in your post is funny.

I’ve been on this earth for a lot longer than you and from what I’ve seen everyone would rather know. Nothing like wasting years of your life on someone who lies to you.

It’s articles like this that make it hard for me to go outside.

Made me think of this:

Your blood volume increases and your blood also has to start circulating through the placenta, as well as all kinds of hormone level shifts, up and down, and it really can be a rollercoaster.

Thanks! We’re pretty stoked, and hopeful that it “takes.” Stick around and wreck my heartbeat, lil’ chickpea.

Why not add an antique lace collar to your plain sweatshirt?

Excellent gif usage, but I gotta stand up for pink. Pink gets a bad rep as it is. I will say that I am decidedly against the acrylic it seems to be made out of.

I only saw one male student get that disrespectful with one of my lady professors. The whole class was like, “dude, come on, no...” and the tension was so thick, but then he persisted and just pushed her over the top in the middle of her lecture. She pointed at the door and said GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM AND DO…

I absolutely LOVE that she didn’t apologize and gave zero fucks about his opinion. I hope that tweet of hers gave him the vapors.

Susan Sarandon of red hair with fantastic cleavage meet Mr. John Slattery, life imitates art.

Ms. Sarandon, as always, looks fabulous. If she wore that to my funeral it would make me reconsider this whole “afterlife” business, if only briefly. Piers Morgan is apparently channeling Mrs. Grundy these days, I hope he doesn’t get carpal tunnel from all that pearl-clutching.

Well I’m sure she’s had maintenance performed on em.

Susan Sarandon is a queen and Piers Morgan needs to grovel at her feet like the peasant he is. That tbt tweet, my God, she's amazing.

Maybe Piers Morgan should stop showing his ass all the time.

For what it’s worth I am married to a service member. He does everything he can for his guys and does not sit around and complain about how “useless” they are or were. Sure there are plenty of people who aren’t fit for military service but the way you frame it sounds so condescending. Also if they were already in your…

As the sister of an OEF combat veteran and someone who saw our mutual friends killed or maimed in combat, I do not mean to do that. And I am sorry if it reads that way, as that was not my intention. What I mean is that conscientious objectors did serve their nation. I cannot call their service the equivalent of combat…

My father had an early draft number. He was forced to leave his PhD program and devote himself to alternative service until the war ended. The only reason he did not go to war was that he was an impassioned religious pacifist with a long list of witnesses who attended a multiday hearing and testified on his behalf…

I actually think it would be to Kit Kat’s great benefit to introduce a bar with a higher wafer:chocolate ratio. I’m always nibbling the chocolate off the outside of the wafers to create this effect, but it would be much more efficient for me to just have a version with increased wafer volume.