Mine was beetle. My little dumbass was thinking about the group “The Beatles” and spelled it b-e-a-t-l-e. I was in the 4th grade.

“I wonder how America would look today if the Union actually won the war. Who knows? Maybe a network might produce a show about that one day.”

Welcome to Kinja-land, VSB! I don’t comment often, but when I do... I don’t want to be banished to the shadow realm (i.e. the greys), hence my comment on this post.

Hopefully Apple can incorporate this into the iPhone 10 in 2020.

National Writers Union: “We’re hearing from writers at other publications as well.”

This was so damn spot on, for a hot minute I felt like I was reading an actual recap.

**Looks around room while shyly raising hand**

I enjoy Hamilton Nolan’s writing style and I also enjoy Apple products, including (especially) iPhones. See? You can do both.

I’ve always felt that if you have to ask, then it might be shade. Also, if you have to ask, then it might NOT be shade. That’s just how shade is. The best shade, though, is when someone doesn’t realize it’s shade until long after you’ve thrown it at them. Or when someone else has to point out to the recipient of shade…

There’s a button at the top of the screen that looks like a guy running. Tap that and you exit the encounter. I find myself using that more often now because I refuse to waste more than two pokeballs on a 25 CP Rattata!

I spent about 10 minutes looking for that damn phone lol. NO ONE SAID IT WAS IN A CASE! But this? This cat? Found it in like 10 seconds. BOOM!

TL;DR version: Being poor is expensive. :)

“I could buy this house, I don’t fucking need you.”

I got LASIK as an 18th birthday gift to myself. I’m 26 now, so this was 8 years ago. I go to the eye doctor every few years just to make sure I’m still good, and last year, I was told that my vision is STILL 20/20. Here’s to hopefully at least 8 more years of perfect vision!

My XB Live membership expires later this month so this works out perfectly! Be careful if you’re looking to get this instantly though because it’s NOT digital. Luckily for me, my card will arrive the day my membership expires.

My XB Live membership expires later this month so this works out perfectly! Be careful if you’re looking to get this…

#StopTheBullying! #RobotLivesMatter!

Ugh. The damn video was real. I initially thought this was going to be about how the whole thing was Photoshop. Damn Internetz.

I would love to see JEB! put on pants.

I’m not an expert on real estate or anything, but building a huge shopping mall in practically what appears to be the middle of nowhere sounds like a pretty bad idea to begin with, if you ask me.

He and she (or is it him and her? SO MANY QUESTIONS.) are going to be great parents. Congratulations to them!