No, thanks, I’d crash it. Most people would crash it. I think K-Mag is probably the only driver at Haas who wouldn’t crash it...

No love for “The Expanse”?  Seriously?

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

When asked for comment, cockroaches responded “Don’t lump us in with those douchebags.”

<gets down real low and starts slowly clipping away any extra long carpet strands>

That snot real.

That’s cause she secretly owns a Vibe and a Probe;your job has been outsourced!

What did you expect? All the other good names were Taycan.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

Another reason why I automatically choose a manual transmission.

I was honestly floored any car owned by David Tracy would have rust issues.

Front loading washer.

Isn’t a 4-cyl Supra a Celica?

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

Here is the Cars.com version.

Yeah, wasn’t it mentioned in Charlotte’s Web?

Carmax buys from big auction houses just like everyone else. They really don’t have access to a magical higher tier of used cars than any other dealer. Up here in the Northeast, I’ve driven a few Carmax vehicles (mostly Explorers, larger SUV’s) and they all seemed clean on initial inspection, but a harder look…

The only time I’ve ever seen politicians enact gun control. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulford_Act