This is the hill you’re willing to die on? The Battle of Mount “Criticizing the Wording of a Condolence Post”?

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This joke is older than Danny Almonte was during the 2001 LLWS.

News of a man dying on a little league field was especially terrifying for Danny Almonte’s family.

Dan, I’ve been looking forward to your review of the Andre the Giant documentary on HBO or at least a blog with your reactions. Did I miss it? Is one coming? What did you think?

You went to K State. A lot more than 5 minutes has been stolen from you.

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

The Mets are on year 4 of a 25-year contract with Blockbuster Streaming.

Crossover, crossover, crossover pass.

Take a civics class, you morons. Potus is well within his rights to fire Mueller [You mean Rod Rosenstein] A 2 year investigation [Mueller was appointed 11 months ago] that’s turned up no actual Russian collusion [19 people and three companies have been indicted or pled guilty so far]. He should’ve been fired a long…

It’s sad to see the greats resorting to this sort of thing once their body starts to decline, particularly because if Sanchez trusted in his experience and smarts he’d realise he didn’t need PEDs. As Charlie Whitehurst got older he started using a lighter clipboard, while Brian Hoyer adopted a more slow-twitch…

I think it’s more they’re disappointed that running a moderate Democrat instead of a pseudo-communist actually worked.

Despite this, the prospect of a Democrat winning in such a deep-red district was framed as a national bellwether ahead of the November midterms.

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

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Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

Really Deadspin? It’s come to this? Articles about whether or not two ice dancers are fucking? Whatever happened to the good old days when we’d get articles about whether or not KD and Westbrook were fucking?

Nah, you can make all the pitching-change mound visits you need to. The only mound visits that are limited are non-pitching-change mound visits.

“Only morons care about cars.”

“This show of comedians joking around over coffee is highly offensive to me”