This is a good line.

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

Mark Davis either sleeps in a bed shaped like a race car or on a bed made from the skin of missing women.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

I’m pretty old, but not that old, and I don’t understand this post at all.  What is the point, or issue?  Genuinely curious, this is over my head.

Did I miss the part where Steph Curry is President of the United States? Or is he still a basketball player.

YES THIS IS THE IMPORTANT TAKEAWAY FROM THE ARTICLE “THANK YOU” FOR POSTING THIS

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

Why you wanna suck Trump’s dick?

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

“Filed to: LOLJETS”. Usually that tag doesn’t have the best connotation.

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

In about 18 months I’m sure Mike Huckabee will have a tweet about it.

+ 1,000,000 for not traveling (once on the concrete)

Reading this on my phone, and I laughed so hard I cried. There’s a literal Trail of Tears from the elevator to my desk.

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

That’s interesting, because when the Indians come to town, I wonder why my kids (who are of American Indian ancestry) have to be subjected to a team wearing racist caricature on their hats all game.