Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

I liked that time he forced a better shortstop to play third base for the rest of his career.

We all know this is so they can clear cap space to sign Romo to a 10 year deal

Is this a photo from the AVN Awards?

Place Beyond the Pines?