And film it for Hard Knocks.

I love that in a rambling, illogical statement, you take “liberal logic” to task.

Douche? No?!? Why?

*Lanier.

I’ve never seen a haircut add as many years to a person as Neymar’s new ‘do.

This is an egregious false equivalency.

Don’t worry. Nobody is as happy as they pretend to be, and we’ll all be dead, soon.

Kobe’s an undeniably great player, but I think people hate him because he’s inauthentic and seems uncomfortable with himself.

Kareem’s “problem” was that he was extremely intelligent and thoughtful and probably wasn’t emotionally intelligent enough to find other ways to connect with teammates who didn’t have similar minds.

NFL players commit crimes at a rate lower than the general population. Don’t fall for the stereotype that all athletes are thugs.

Wait, what’s the deal with “thumb-down” hand jobs?

Nah. It’s all a Rorschach test and what you hear in those tweets says more about you than him.

Yeah, I don’t really get James Harden, either.

Mr. Cocktober.

Kyle Wagner Tweets about “owning” his fantasy football opponent, disproving the idea that one cannot be simultaneously both a winner and a giant fucking loser.

I certainly was, today. Sorry.

At it’s core, this is an interesting story, and bringing it to the screen might be a small step towards helping people gain understanding or acceptance.

This movie is the cinematic equivalent of the Jezebel comment section. A bunch of privileged people congratulating themselves for being totes progressive.

Cops don’t aim for the legs because it’s a nearly impossible shot. It has nothing to do with a fear of being sued.

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”