Kyle Wagner Tweets about “owning” his fantasy football opponent, disproving the idea that one cannot be simultaneously both a winner and a giant fucking loser.

I certainly was, today. Sorry.

At it’s core, this is an interesting story, and bringing it to the screen might be a small step towards helping people gain understanding or acceptance.

This movie is the cinematic equivalent of the Jezebel comment section. A bunch of privileged people congratulating themselves for being totes progressive.

Cops don’t aim for the legs because it’s a nearly impossible shot. It has nothing to do with a fear of being sued.

How does it “nest” on the back of the rim, which is connect to the metal square that separates the rim from the backboard?

But you’d never use a nice leather ball outside, since the court would destroy it long before the net ever put a nick in it.

I don’t know why you hate doctors so much, but you couldn’t be more wrong.

In that man’s eyes lies a resigned sadness that cannot be hidden by all the world’s body art.

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

Could it be the feed from the arena’s jumbotron? I know some teams use clips from Animal House as part of their “pump-up montage.”

Why?

As a “film,” I can see why you’d rank Rocky IV where you did. Judged on pure entertainment and rewatchability though, it might even top the list.

Your favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla, isn’t it?

Oh, man. Reading that article with the benefit of hindsight is hilarious.

Almost nobody’s afraid of “Godwinning” because the only people who know about the concept are people who spend way too much in Gawker and Jezebel comment sections.

Weird because it’s inaccurate or weird because it’s just weird to focus on an athlete’s smile?

Maybe she and Kanye can visit the Grand Canyon and shove each other over the edge. Best Push Present, ever!

Gross. What a shitty person.

Of course not all motorcyclists are dickheads, but bikers are disproportionately young and male, and young males are disproportionately dickheaded (as a former young male, I know this to be try), so it’s not like the reputation of bikers is entirely unearned.