Right? Somehow I know this, and I myself and a guy.

Nope. I don’t think it’s impossible. But you said it was impossible for her to not be faking, which can’t be true, because it is possible she’s faking. How many orgasms do you think she’s had by this point in her career? Wouldn’t that give her a pretty solid body of experience from which to draw upon to create an…

Yup. I watched it. And being able to replicate something a person (hopefully) does all the time doesn’t seem particularly worthy of an academy award.

And yet porn actresses who retire from the sex industry almost invariably admit that they faked orgasm. There’s lots of tricks the smart ones use, including squirting lube deep inside before the scene starts to make it seem they are naturally wet, to slapping their groin to make it red and mimic arousal. Did you watch…

Remember sailor? Is this some reference to some right wing conspiracy theory peddled on Breitbart? Because I don’t think I forgot sailor so much as never heard about sailor to begin with.

Maybe it was Camille?

P. Ryan: you fucking pussy. You will NEVER be like your big bad voodoo daddy DJT.

Sorry no Disney. We’ll stick with the cute creature theme however.

May his insipidity dissolve him like a Nazi looking into the Ark of the Covenant.

the greatest irritation

Thanks for this. I was running out of nightmare material.

No wait, it’s this one. They’re kind of a pair.

I love how this video explains the connections between “incels,” PUAs, and fascists. Please enjoy.

I’m sorry to hear that, Seattle. I don’t question your decision not to work for the Trump administration, but it grieves me to hear that the VA will be denied your excellent leadership. I beg you to reconsider.

Is not looking for something really the same thing as not finding it?

I was worried about the workload for the Code 45* team with this cascade of twitter garbage from Asshole a L’Orange.

Haahaha. No. Being able to convincingly fake an orgasm is pretty much a basic requirement to be a porn actress (and that’s setting aside that different people have different orgasm ‘looks’). Multiple cuts in a porn shoot are usually due to either a screw up in getting the ‘money shot’, trying to get a better angle for…

just so we are all clear, i would like to announce that i am withdrawing my name from consideration as Trump’s next Secretary of Veterans Affairs.

Un-fucking-hinged, baby! The Code 45* team reports that El Condición de Piel del Diablo pounded out a record-setting 14 words with exclamation points today! (This totally means something important - perhaps the number of Michael Cohen’s sixteen cell phones that were used exclusively for Trumpy shenanigans?) Imagine…

No need to be so gullible. Nobody watches Star Wars and says: “Since they are using lightsabers, this must mean are actually cutting people in half.”