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There’s video, even!

He is a man who has just been an extraordinary person,” Trump said of Jackson. “His family, extraordinary success. Great doctor. Great everything. And he has to listen to the abuse that he has to — I wouldn’t if I were him. Actually, in many ways, I’d love to be him.

He’ll just delete it, if you delete it then it is gone forever you know.

Truth is so inconvenient for her right now, I would not be shocked if she has the highest blood pressure in the White House currently(maybe Ronny/ie could tell us after his three martini breakfast). I miss the days when Press Secretaries just had to spin and hedge statements usually instead of having every last

ugh I would love for the cape to make a comeback. You can make such a dramatic entrance wearing a cape

Fun fact: this might be fatal to Trumo in the Stormy case. Cohen isn’t a party there; Trump is. When a fifth amendment issue comes up in a civil case with overlap with a criminal case, a civil court might stay the civil action, but only after weighing the interests of both parties and the public interest. Cohen, as a

Best part is Trump has a tweet (there’s always a tweet) bashing people who plead the Fifth.

Can someone in the white house presscorp pleeeeeeeeeease read this quote to whatshername that lies for him everyday and ask her to explain if Trump still feels this way.

He is a total mouthbreaker, fucking slack-jawed in every photo. Jesus.

There was another torture murder case in Chicago last year I believe. These two men met on a torture porn chat room or reddit space. One was a Northwestern professor, the other a British person. The British person flew to Chicago as part of a plan to murder the boyfriend of the professor, which they both did.

Yes. And inevitably, they blame Obama.

It also makes no sense to serve rack of lamb with Jambalaya. Pilaf makes much more sense, but they totally screwed the whole thing up.

Kim just confirmed there is something wrong with her husband.

Spot quiz: which picture is the funeral?

The White House medical office of 70 people is the largest group he has ever managed, so of course he is well qualified to lead the second largest agency in the federal government.

Every detail was done to perfection.

Can we make this post a Kanye-free zone for today? That shit is exhausting. (Just like Kanye himself!)

Melanoma condescended to take a break from her year-long sulk in which she declined to do very much until called upon to do something she liked, namely planning a party with the help of a team of experienced professionals. Someone give the woman a medal.

facing alarming allegations of “prescription drug misuse, hostile work environment and drunkenness”

It’s so weird how he refers to his nominees as “good (hopefully great)”. It just sounds like he didn’t finish reading their cv.