Starred for exposing me to a thought I’ve never had ala “your eyes are being humped by rapid spiders”.

They are endangered Lash Spiders and they are nesting. They can’t be moved until the mating season is over.

Fashion? Fashion; the herd mentality that brought us glaring neon spandex and machine-manufactured tie-dyes?

Melanie is back to doing what she does best. And what she does best is dressing like the love interest of a cheesy macho 80s film :)

YOU DO NOT DISAPPOINT!

My very favorite episode of The Simpsons.

what we’re seeing is the difference between attending a funeral and being funereal.

If I was married to Donald (always use his first name. It’s disrespectful to call a President by their first name), I’d be dressed like I was always at a funeral too.

Melania Trump has been dressed for a funeral all week, if you ask me.

The mascara is intentionally that thick so she can’t see the reality she lives in.

Lest we forget that she’s standing by this monster even after their son was rumored to have been killed while on an errand to bring money to some middle-aged woman on his father’s behalf. (Yet another victim?)

How many women are on the jury? Cause this closing argument could seriously backfire for the defense. Women do not like to be reminder of how men decide how many people a woman can sleep with, and what is a proper response to being raped or sexually assaulted.

It was probably the same hacker that framed Anthony Wiener.

Yeah, it sucks - because being a victim of a horrendous act such as Cosby’s could make you turn to drugs (and get a conviction). And yet Cosby has never had a conviction for the 100's of drugs he got (legally prescribed, even though dishonestly) to use on other people.

This is always the defense when a famous man rapes a woman. No woman wants to be remembered as a victim of sexual abuse. The lie that ANYONE would want to be stigmatized like that for FAME shows how little these men care for or about this victims.

Jesus, I know the defense attorney has to do their best to serve their client, but reading all of this just made my skin crawl.

Ah, the Trump Defense.

Who you going to believe...dozens and dozens of woman who said they were date raped or a googly eyed old miser desperately trying to hold on to any semblance of dignity he has left in his twilight years?

Camille always was the compleat enabler.

Oh fuck I didn’t know they were all lying. This changes everything. I’ll start writing the apology you guys let all the stand up comics know.