HAHAHAHA That’s amazing. Just so, so fucking funny. Thank you for your service.

A friend of mine is a lawyer and the best part of each new shitty day is when I send him some new pants-shittingly dumb thing one of these lawyers does. His reaction is, almost uniformly, “WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE LAWYERS?”

Benefiting stupid watergate, it is dumber than that:

From what I read, first the judge floated a compromise that the name could be written and handed to her in an envelope ... but that it would also be shared with prosecutors. Instead of going for it, the attorney for Cohen’s side kept arguing. So, eventually, the judge got fed up and ordered them to state the name…

They’ve been pushing this bullshit since Reagan.

Here is a still of the actual threat event from a local security camera:

I’m guessing a Leprechaun?

Huh... today I learned. I never really did it for germ reasons, more to rinse off the gunk, but good to know. Thanks!

I cook regularly and chicken is a staple. I’m not a disgusting savage, but I’m also not following up every little thing I do with disinfectant wipes and a blowtorch. I’ve never, ever gotten sick from chicken or any of the foods I’ve cooked. I think so long as you do clean up sufficiently after yourself and cook the…

So when that tiny bit of chicken juice slops on the counter, it’s a major stressor for me.

Disposable gloves if you are worried. No more packaging nightmares to help fix a problem that should not exist.

I was also thinking of cilantro, after the whole Chi-Chi’s closure thing from eons ago. Unwashed cilantro gave a ton of people hepatitis.

Latex-free medical examination gloves. They come in a huge box and are completely free when you steal them from work!

Should ask her if she eats sprouts because more salmonella outbreaks have come from contaminated sprouts in the last few years then chicken or eggs.

I remember meeting someone who honestly was considering going vegan because she was afraid of salmonella, but I honestly think literally anything you ingest has the risk of getting you sick. I think veganism is a valid choice, but that’s not a good reasoning for going vegan.

I get them at Costco, and the per glove price is lower than the latex ones on Amazon. I’m also used to nitrile gloves from working in chemistry labs, so I prefer them.

I never enjoyed handling raw meat because my hands never really felt clean afterwards no matter how I scrubbed them and I hate that stuff got under my fingernails.

My grocery store has long offered chicken breast already cut into “stir-fry pieces.”

So I assume these consumers aren’t rinsing the chicken parts, and are dumping in the grey slimey raw meat scum along with the meat. I don’t want to eat at their place...