The Nixon comparison has been made since the start of the election campaign. Only appropriate it continues.

Absolutelly fuck Nixon, but this tweet was pure gold.

The leader of the free world is an actual crazy person.

He can’t read. So it takes him 15 minutes to dictate to his staffer what exactly he wants to write.

Pretty simple, he has tiny hands and is barely literate.

During the process he’s constantly fighting to get the phone back from his aides who are trying to take it away from him.

I know this doesn’t have anything to do with the substance of this article, but WHY DOES IT TAKE TRUMP 15 MINUTES TO SEND THREE TWEETS??? Is he typing one letter at a time, but with his dick? What the fuck is going on there???

“Look, all I know is in the thousands of times I’ve been sued for fraud, racism, collusion, corruption, sexual assault and all of that, it’s been really easy to make it go away. I tell my lawyers, “make it go away”, and it does. Why can’t you people make this happen?”

I wonder who wrote those Tweets for Trump. It’s funny to watch a draft-dodger condemn someone else about Vietnam.

How the fuck does Donald Draftdodger Trump complain about Sen. Blumenthal’s military service in Vietnam?!

Why is Trump tweeting about someone whom evaded service in the military, isn’t that a Pot meet Kettle type of scenario?

He repeatedly asked aides why the Russia investigation wouldn’t disappear

Pretty much...

This is kind of funny. I mean, fuck Nixon, but they have a point.

Between stubby little fingers and the cholesterol choking his veins, he can only tap out those semi-literate messages so quickly. Also, he appears to have the attention span of a fruit fly.

If they were smart, BORK TAKES OVER should have been the headline, it sounds like something out of The Day The Earth Stood Still.

It took Trump a full 15 minutes to vomit up three tweets? What could he possibly be doing in the meantime. I mean, it’s not a golf day.

At least Trump seemed to take his one historical lesson from Nixon’s interview with Frost, to wit: “If the President does it, it is not illegal.”

I deal with holy hell around me.