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And “VX Gas Attack” gives common practical household tips on how to make a poison-gas mask out of charcoal and a damp towel as soon as you hear the beep beep beep gas attack warning signal sound. Kids DO need proper civil defense drill training nowadays.

Hee! I seem to have missed my calling in advertising.

#FoxholePresidency

Yep!

I remember visiting my first old-friends-with-new-kids in the early 00s, and Skinny Puppy was already Daddy’s Music in his Honda. Blew my mind back then! Mommy didn’t like it, and the kid didn’t understand it, but he recognized it as the music that Daddy got to have on for strictly-agreed-upon limited intervals in the

WIRCHES!!

BINN THE WIRCH!!

He's losing the sprint against his hairline. Result: Epic Comb-Forward. He's still young enough that it mostly works, until he gets under those overhead LEDs.

Howdy Gowdy, jesus wept. Him and Graham, when you compare their soundbites today to the same situation in 2012.... Yet they’ve never been made to account for it. Infuriating.

A classic!

Or that thing you do on downers, where you try to open your eyes by raising your eyebrows? It never works all the way.

I was about to say, isn't Nine Inch Nails totally mom-music now?

He's blowing more money than Guatemala makes in a year on those stupid whiny TV ads. That's his idea of waging war. 

The American people elected Hillary Clinton

Me too... but mine looks more like the path of a spider on mescaline and Red Bull.

Nobody competent will go near him. He doesn't listen, and he doesn't pay.

My favorite is when she tweets “But my emails.”

Gif perfection!

Canadian Mist, old-man halitosis, desperation, and Brut (by Fabergé®)

Enjoy in good health!