*deceased*

And Homer Simpson: “Until now, I was relatively gruntled!”

Heh! He’s disgruntled knowing that she’s already won any number of other private-imitation-Nobel prizes from other civic groups already. He just hates people getting attention that he wants to have.

Wait, WHOSE son got a fancy job that pays a lot per month for which he isn’t qualified...?

So! THAT’S the war he’s creating to distract attention away from his impeachment. I assumed it’d be Iran.

No, I mean, of course WE know that. But what I mean is— what does he THINK he’s getting at?

I’d zoom out the focus even further— “Treason” is the new “waaaaahhh!!”

Correct.

When Greta Thunberg gets the Peace prize he craves, the explosion will make leaving Syria look like a tea party....

I lol’d. Of course, Nervous Nancy who is widely known for being cooler than cucumbers.

After she retires, they’re going to have that TrumpNutz necklace of hers bronzed & hung wall behind the Speaker’s chair.

“Name the TV ‘reality’ show star President of the United States who was also had a President of the United States TV ‘reality’ show.”

ARGH

They’re running out of rebuttals, so now they’re down to “you’re silly and hysterical for caring about your country”. Sad!

I look forward to it!

“I’m really tough on corruption! I’ve always been very concerned about corruption!”

I hadn’t thought of it that way!

... and the sun is shining...

That’s the impression I got, too.... It didn't sound like a direct award to me,  but the usual "hey, hire that kid, his dad's important" thing. 

Exactly, it’s the same thing! So, if Hunter Biden is their face of corruption (which they really really care about fighting, of course), then they need to shut up about the impeachment inquiry. Of course, since projection is their MO, this will never happen.