I dunno, call me jaded, but I saw that plot twist coming in Act I

“I call her Nancy"

They’re already planning civil war over at Breitbart! Much more exciting than all this boring talk of facts and rules and procedures and suchlike.

They're just so fucking easy. Fish, barrel, dynamite.

These dipsticks are a proxy for The American People™ as far as the Trump GOP is concerned.... Any reaction they WANT people to have, they assign 4 Boobs On A Couch to express it. They want the people to throw their hands up and stop paying attention, like with the Mueller report. They want the people to believe that…

I assumed they just used a magnetic poetry kit.

Sister is ready for some mofocken payback

And he can’t exactly support Trump, because the Trumpanzees are convinced Facebook is censoring conservatives & don't like him either. Sucks to suck, Zuck.

Stuart Liddle' turned out to be the whistleblower

Jeebus! What an indoor pet!

It must be a heavy burden sometimes, caring enough about strangers like that. :)

He managed to lie in writing. Sad!

Absolutely abzurd, Jay, that the dude with the 12,000 lie count would lie to a special prosecutor. CAN you imagine! Harrumph!

Eat food

Safe space! Safe space!!

Heheh, I made fun of the head-exploding tantrum that one of the typists had over Hillary Clinton tweeting. They're thin-skinned as overripe tomatoes lately. But I'm enjoying the Impeachment Show from the grey seats just fine! Wotta time to be alive, eh?

They’re aiming for Thanksgiving, so approximately 4 more Scaramuccis.

Lol.

When I was a kid our Brownies troop went visiting or carolling at the nursing home, whatever the fuck holiday season it was, and I used to get at least one fresh horrifying new zombie memory per visit. My friend Laura was great at dealing with the gauntlet, on the other hand.... she would just make up random answers…

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