*ded*

Lol u mad. Oh my god, it’s just KILLING you. *cackle*

When we look in retrospect, it seems almost insultingly simple— “well duh, of COURSE she wasn’t going to move until she had enough votes!”— but christ, when I look back at all these months, and all my chawed-up fingernails, and all the conspiracy theories about how Pelosi is actually a collaborator, etc. etc., it was…

Her face = "oh christ, we ALMOST got to the door."

Uhh, hang on... I’ll try.... “Nothing will come of this, this won’t change anything, the Democrats can’t win, he’ll just wiggle out of it again, boo fucking hoo”.... There, was that enough of a shot of cynicism to hold you over? ;)

That is why I work so hard to ignore those who will not.... They’re not worth my precious beautiful time.

I mean, slap my face and call me Zsa Zsa, but I did not see that coming!

Yes.

FUCKING WHOA!

I’m in!! Good old toonz.

Volodya is the short form of Volodymyr or Vladimir. Would seriously snork out loud to hear Fatboy try to pronounce it.

Lol

Accurate. Remember?

Remember when people used to drop out of things for the sake of the APPEARANCE of impropriety?.... Man. Back in the Before Time.

THANK you. I am so sick of these whiny fucking Eeyores up in here. 

Well, “should be peaking during [x]” was just me tawking completely outta my ass; either of our predictions could be valid at this point. We really don’t know how long it’ll take “officially”, but there’s no way the country will be able to look away from it at this point. I actually think the damage will be done…

Hehe, o ye of little faith, thinking a process can’t be dragged out for a year!

Right? If it’s intentional, great! If it’s just a happy coincidence, great!

He’ll still flick something at us— like a different transcript from one of the less-important calls in question, or a Barr Special Sanitized Summary of the transcript.